*** STARTING NEW GAME ***
** Starting New Arena **
KITTY strikes at Duck Fucker but the shot is deftly parried by the bronze two-handed sword!
Duck Fucker attacks KITTY but He jumps away!
KITTY attacks Duck Fucker but She jumps away!
Duck Fucker misses KITTY!
KITTY misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker strikes at KITTY but the shot is deflected by the iron battle axe!
KITTY misses Duck Fucker!
KITTY charges at Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker jumps away!
Duck Fucker strikes at KITTY but the shot is deftly parried by the iron battle axe!
KITTY attacks Duck Fucker but She jumps away!
Duck Fucker stabs KITTY in the right lower arm with her bronze two-handed sword, tearing the muscle through the xlarge cow leather right glovex!
An artery has been opened by the attack and a motor nerve has been severed!
KITTY misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker misses KITTY!
KITTY hacks Duck Fucker in the right lower leg with his iron battle axe, tearing apart the fat through the xsmall cow leather high bootx!
Duck Fucker misses KITTY!
KITTY: How fleeting life is... Begone fear!
KITTY strikes at Duck Fucker but the shot is easily deflected by the bronze two-handed sword!
KITTY charges at Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker jumps away!
KITTY misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker strikes at KITTY but the shot is easily parried by the iron battle axe!
Duck Fucker attacks KITTY but He jumps away!
KITTY strikes at Duck Fucker but the shot is deftly parried by the bronze two-handed sword!
Duck Fucker slaps KITTY in the head with the flat of her bronze two-handed sword, but the attack is deflected by KITTY's large copper helm!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
Duck Fucker misses KITTY!
KITTY strikes at Duck Fucker but the shot is parried by the bronze two-handed sword!
KITTY charges at Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker jumps away!
Duck Fucker slashes KITTY in the left lower leg with her bronze two-handed sword, but the attack is deflected by KITTY's large copper greaves!
The force bends the left upper leg!
KITTY misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker strikes at KITTY but the shot is deftly parried by the iron battle axe!
KITTY attacks Duck Fucker but She jumps away!
Duck Fucker stabs KITTY in the left lower arm with her bronze two-handed sword, fracturing the bone through the xlarge cow leather left glovex!
A sensory nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The force twists the left upper arm, tearing apart the skin!
KITTY loses hold of the iron battle axe.
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker stabs TIGGER in the left lower arm with her bronze two-handed sword, tearing apart the skin through the Xlarge cow leather left gloveX!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
TIGGER charges at Duck Fucker!
TIGGER collides with Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Duck Fucker stands up.
Duck Fucker misses TIGGER!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker misses TIGGER!
TIGGER attacks Duck Fucker but She jumps away!
Duck Fucker misses TIGGER!
TIGGER attacks Duck Fucker but She jumps away!
Duck Fucker misses TIGGER!
TIGGER kicks Duck Fucker in the right hand with his right paw and the injured part collapses into a lump of gore!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The force bends the right wrist, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone and tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
TIGGER charges at Duck Fucker!
TIGGER collides with Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker is knocked over and tumbles backward!
Duck Fucker stands up.
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker is no longer stunned.
Duck Fucker misses TIGGER!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker stabs TIGGER in the left lower arm with her bronze two-handed sword and the injured part is cloven asunder!
An artery has been opened by the attack, a sensory nerve has been severed, a ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
The force pulls the left upper arm, bruising the skin!
Duck Fucker attacks TIGGER but He jumps away!
Duck Fucker: I have improved my fighting. That was very satisfying!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker slashes TIGGER in the left paw with her bronze two-handed sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
TIGGER falls over.
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker slashes TIGGER in the left upper arm with her bronze two-handed sword, bruising the muscle through the large copper mail shirt!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker: I've been wounded. It's annoying.
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker slashes TIGGER in the left hand with her bronze two-handed sword, tearing apart the muscle through the XXlarge cow leather left gloveXX!
An artery has been opened by the attack and a sensory nerve has been severed!
The XXlarge cow leather left gloveXX breaks!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
TIGGER loses hold of the Xlarge cow leather right gloveX.
Duck Fucker slashes TIGGER in the right lower arm with her bronze two-handed sword and the severed part sails off in an arc!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker slashes TIGGER in the left hand with her bronze two-handed sword, tearing apart the fat!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker stabs TIGGER in the lower body with her bronze two-handed sword, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts through the xlarge copper greavesx!
TIGGER looks sick!
The bronze two-handed sword has lodged firmly in the wound!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
TIGGER vomits.
Duck Fucker pulls on the embedded bronze two-handed sword.
Duck Fucker gains possession of the bronze two-handed sword.
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker stabs TIGGER in the throat with her bronze two-handed sword, tearing apart the skin through the Xlarge copper mail shirtX!
A major artery has been opened by the attack!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the skin!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker slashes TIGGER in the right paw with her bronze two-handed sword, tearing apart the muscle!
An artery has been opened by the attack and a motor nerve has been severed!
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker stabs TIGGER in the left upper leg with her bronze two-handed sword, tearing the muscle through the Xlarge copper greavesX!
TIGGER retches.
TIGGER misses Duck Fucker!
Duck Fucker stabs TIGGER in the upper body with her bronze two-handed sword, tearing the muscle and tearing the liver through the XXlarge copper mail shirtXX!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The XXlarge copper mail shirtXX is ripped to shreds!
TIGGER has bled to death.
Duck Fucker: Death is all around us. The horror consumes me!